question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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