gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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