marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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