Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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