I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
someone owes me an orgasm
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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