Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
