2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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