they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think I have vodka in my lungs
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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