What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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