We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My liver just had a heart attack.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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