I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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