Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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