Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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