Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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