What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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