Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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