girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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