You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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