Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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