tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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