what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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