We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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