I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I touched a dick in church today
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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