your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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