Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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