We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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