ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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