do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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