is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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