Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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