Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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