you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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