Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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