I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I didn't shave. On purpose
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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