Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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