Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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