Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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