ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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