just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
No subtext here. People are naked.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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