She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
fuck your aforementioned shoe
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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