ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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