belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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