Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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