508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
someone owes me an orgasm
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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