i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The power of my boobs compel you
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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