I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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