Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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