fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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