Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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