My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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