I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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